Lonely but Fun

Oh My Goodness! What is wrong with the people at Happy Lucky Laundry? I knew I should have just stuck to washing my own damn clothes. Theres absolutely nothing I can do with jeans and shirts and hoodies that fit two sizes too small. Coffee sounds really great about now I think I will stop by the market to get that and a few other things, maybe a bottle of wine, or two, or four. I almost forgot it was snowing until walking outside and almost instantly freezing to death. I am going to add hot tea to my grocery list. As I walk into the grocery store I hear Mobius Evans on WPPK radio talking about a murder and a dead body that was found in town. Thats exactly what I wanted to hear today! I have got to get the hell out of Parkers Place before I end up dead somewhere. Can you imagine that, front page news reads "Young Parkers Place stripper found dead at the basketball court on Sweetwater Blvd"? How tragic! Anyways, I think the hardest decision I am willing to make about my life right now is whether I want Merlot or a Cabernet. Lets just get both! I got what I came here for and I get in the check out line and the lady working the register asks me if I had heard about the murder and the dead body that was found. I was shocked, most people around here make no effort nor show any interest in conversing with me. I told her I had and that I think its horrible, also to watch out for herself because I know damn well I will be watching out for my ass. Ill be damned if some one were to run up out of an alley and shank me. She laughed, handed me my purchases and told me that she thinks its interesting. Responding with a very calm,"What the hell" I then ask her why. Why is it interesting? People in big cities across the world are being killed every minute. That shit is not interesting, its scary and makes me want to stock up on pepper spray. Walking out of the grocery store slightly upset, I then remember that I do not have to work tonight. Oh Hell Yes! Im definitely getting drunk. Making it into the house safely, I change into more comfortable clothes and pop open the Cabernet, Tonight is going to be lonely but fun. Just have to think "lonely but fun". Damn, This is about to be one long night.